I am fairly sure that I should not be allowed to blog right now because at present I am surviving on a mixture of liquid Lortab, IB 800 and herbal teas.
I am ill; in fact, I am suffering from the oh-so-glamorous mono, also known as the kissing disease. Yep. I am so proud. This is something that apparently is going around the high school, and is typically something mostly passed around 16 and 17 year- old hoodlums.
My throat is swollen to a point of extreme discomfort. I sleep and then wake up and have no concept of how much time has passed.
I am posting this in an attempt to get sympathy from the masses. Please! Send your good wishes my way.